Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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