school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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