My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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