Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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