I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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