And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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