i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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