Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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