And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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