this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I smell like Dick and happiness
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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