my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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