i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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