No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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