Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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