Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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