Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
porn star boner night. come get it.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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