the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Congratulations! We have a period
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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