dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
