ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
These tits shall not be calmed
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