we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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