so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
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