very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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