haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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