Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
