Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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