Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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