Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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