she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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