i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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