Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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