Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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