how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
She has the best kind of daddy issues
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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