do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Randomize
