My hand turned me down
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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