Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
