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the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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