he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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