I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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