Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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