Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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