i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
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