If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
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