So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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