found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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