people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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