you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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