O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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