The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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