i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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