Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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