Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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