Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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