I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
