I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
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