the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
