You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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