What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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